Friday, September 24, 2010

Time for Some Fun...


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Chicken Nugget Totally Looks Like Seahorse
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Clay Matthews Totally Looks Like The Predator
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Three Destinations...Or One?

I was in Phoenix for Christmas and came across this sign one day. Kind of makes you wonder if the Prison, Surprise and Zoo are all the same destination?!

Anyway, speaking of zoos and surprises, when I saw this sign I was on my way to a family gathering - a surprise 80th birthday party for my dad. We had more than 30 family members and numerous friends there for the fun. We also had some dance instructors come in and give us a group lesson in salsa and swing. Oh, and some terrific sangria... Oh yeah - it was fun!

By the way, there really is a town called Surprise in Arizona.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Can It Be?





Oh dear, can it be true? In just one year from today I'll be the big Five-Oh. And I do mean OH!!!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

For Crying Out Loud!

Hello from sunny Florida. Yes, that's right, SUNNY FLORIDA!! Oh, it was sunny alright. With a beautiful blue sky too.

The high was 44. Figure in the wind chill and it was more like 34.

In the middle of the day.

In Florida. Sunny Florida.

The low tonight is supposed to be 21.

Degrees.

In Florida.

That's damn cold.

Damn cold in Sunny Florida.

Don't you know, just for kicks, my gas light came on just as I was getting home from work? Normally I would wait and get gas on the way to work in the morning but I'm very sure I won't want to stand outside pumping gas tomorrow morning.

I fixed dinner and pretty much forgot about the gas tank until about 9:30 tonight, and by then the temperature had dropped to 27.

27 degrees.

In Florida.

Beautiful, tropical Sunny Florida.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Out, You Swine!

Behold the tiny bastards that have taken over our lives! Yes, it's none other than H1N1, brought to you today for your viewing pleasure via AJC1 at Flickr. It looks so lovely and lavender doesn't it? But don't be fooled! These fluffy, puffy harbingers of misery and malaise are not so attractive as they appear.
First down was eldest daughter who was sick for four days a couple weeks ago, seemed to recover for a few days, and then took ill again. Then last Sunday, youngest daughter got caught in the clutches of H1N1, seemed to rally mid week, then relapsed and remains unwell. Hopefully she will be well enough to go back to school Monday.
As for me? Well, that heavy feeling in my chest and the nagging headache...I'm doing my best not to acknowledge them. Shoo piggy, shoo!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Hello, World...How Have You Been?

Well, school has started here and once again I find myself with a million things to do and not enough time, money or energy to do them all! The Snail household made it through the first week scathed (I'd like to say unscathed, but that would be a lie!) and we are into the second. Eldest missed 2 days of school last week due to illness. Thought it was swine flu, but she recovered too quickly for it to be that. Then youngest missed monday due to similar-yet-not-as-bad illness.

Eldest is now a senior - with all of the glory and gore that entails! Picture my life going to hell in a handbasket, here.... Those of you who have been through this know of all the extra stuff that goes on senior year. Eldest is taking classes in the morning and looking for an afternoon job. She is also shopping for her first car - which is more than I can take! We were out test driving cars this weekend and if we were cats we'd have lost two lives. Amazing how some TCBY made it all so much better.

Youngest has a reletively calmer life, except for being a seventh grader. Ah, middleschool drama! What special hell it is! Remember all the angst? Blemishes, cliques, what to wear, how to fix your hair, make-up (whether to wear it and how much and what color...), dances (!!) young love, followed by young heartbreak, advice from your ancient parents who don't know anything. Yeah, wouldn't do it again if you paid me.

I think we finally have all of the supplies we need. There's always an item or two that can't be easily found. For example, there is always some teacher who specifies a specific color and type of folder. It must be blue, plastic, with prong fasteners and pockets. You know before you even look that the store will have every color and combination but that one! This year there was a request for marble composition books. No fancy colors or patterns, just the basic black and white. Last year they had mountains of them. This year...well...it took some looking.

So, now that things are (hopefully) calming down a bit I will try to do better about posting here on a more regular basis. I feel so neglectful of my blog lately!

Happy Fall, y'all!