Men and Breasts

Check it out, ladies - how about that breastplate! Mmmm-mmmmm!

Ah, breasts, they arent' just for women you know! Breast cancer isn't just for women either. According to The American Cancer Society men account for about 1% of breast cancer cases. In 2010 it was expected that about 1,970 new cases of breast cancer in men would be diagnosed and would result in approximately 390 deaths in men (almost 40,000 women die of breast cancer each year). A man's lifetime risk of developing breast cancer is about 1/10 of 1%, or one in 1,000.

While this breast plate will protect a man's breasts (and all those fabulous abs (6-pack? 12-pack? 20-pack?) from all manner of weaponry inflicted harm it won't protect him from breast cancer. Nope, no protection there. So we must rely on manual breast exam. You see where this is going, don't you? I would gladly volunteer to feel this guy up. Oops! Did I just say that? Ladies, if you love a man, feel him up. For his own good of course.

Gentlemen, seriously....protect your boobies!

This has been a public service announcement.