Help! My Brain Has Been Hijacked!

Yeah, you heard me right. My brain has been hijacked...by food! I was reading online today about a doctor (Dr. Kessler to be exact) who has been studying what he calls 'conditioned hypereating' - and he equates it to having your brain hijacked by food. Particularly those foods high in fats and sugars. You know, those comfort foods we all seem to have a weakness for. So I'm thinking about this, and prime rib comes to mind. This picture came from a site called dawnsrecipes.com,
but it could easily be, say, a lovely piece of beef from a well known restaurant. So I'm considering the possibility of walking into this particular restaurant and shouting for help. Something like this: "HELP!! My brain has been hijacked!!! I need a prime rib right away or my cerebelum is gonna get it!" Actually, I know what would happen, and I don't think that particular style of white jacket would look good on me. A little too confining if you know what I mean....