Sunday, August 24, 2008

Toilet Kitty ™

It seems that Rafik is a toilet kitty. Let me explain. For some reason she thinks it’s her duty to accompany me whilst I am ‘indisposed’ in the bathroom. Seriously. I can’t use the toilet without her racing in to assist me. My other cat doesn’t do this – she’s sensible and she could care less what I do unless it involves the kitchen. Rafik however comes running if she see’s me head for the bathroom, or hears the bathroom door close. It is somehow obvious to her (not me!) that I need her in my lap when seated on the toilet. Yes, I know I can close the door and keep her out, it’s just that after it happened a couple of times I thought I’d see if she would always jump up in my lap. Sure enough, she jumps up and lies down and purrs…weird. God forbid I should shut her out - she meows pitifully to be let in. Come on, kitty, I’ve been using a bathroom unassisted for quite a lot of years now!

So now I’m thinking, “Hey, I should clone this cat and trademark her!” People might pay to have a Toilet Kitty™! Weird, twisted people, perhaps, but their money still spends the same...Can you see the ad?

“Now that I have my Toilet Kitty™ I get a warm, fuzzy feeling whenever I pee!”


“I really enjoy doing my business now that I’ve got my Toilet Kitty™!”

What? Was that too much information? Yeah, I guess you didn't come here to read about my toilet habits....and if you did, well, you're just the sort of person that would buy a Toilet Kitty™!


Mahala said...

What a pretty kitty! My Spooky used to do that too. She liked to play in the bathtub, but only if I was in there.. you know.. busy.

Significant Snail said...

Actually, my other cat comes in if you run the bath/shower. She likes to catch the drips from the faucet. Sometimes she sits in the tub staring at the faucet and then at me, as if to say, "Give me a drink, fool!"

Anonymous said...

I think as long as you don't shut your head in the door while she's trying to run in, you should be okay.



Nanny Goats In Panties said...

How odd. I'd be worried that she'd knead her claws on my bare legs. And then how do you explain THAT to your OBGYN who wants to know if it's "safe to go back home"?

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

...and another thing...
THANK YOU for adding Nanny Goats to your blog roll! THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Significant Snail said...

ElderSisAstronomer: I'm pretty careful about that these days :D

NGIP: I hadn't thought about explaining scratches
and, your welcome (blog roll)my pleasure to add you!

scaramouche jones said...

Funny :)

And just think, you have something soft and comfortable right there should you find you've run out of toilet paper! :)

No Cool Story said...

Toilet Kitty, hahaha!
The fact that your kitty purrs makes it all even better :D

Hammer said...

I had a dog like that once. He always wanted in and when I let him he crawled inside my jeans that were around my ankles..

I imagine cats are the same.