Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Important Information

I can't begin to guess why you would ever be chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor - perhaps someone's sick idea of a joke or terrible retribution. Who knows. Let me know how you do. As for me, 38 seconds of sheer terror, coupled with excruciating pain, is more than I'd care for!


I could survive for 38 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

11 comments:

MJ said...

You'd live longer than me... I got 32 seconds. What's you secret? Less screaming and crying? lol

Significant Snail said...

mj: I'm not sure what my secret is!! My daughter got well past a minute! She has a bit of marshal arts and is taller.

LUCKY said...

Well hello this is yer favorite nefew!!! Gma gave me yer blog, funny as two chickins in a blow up pool of jello!Lmao, Yak at ya later!

Significant Snail said...

lucky: welcome, glad you stopped by! "funny as two chickins in a blow up pool of jello!" wow, glad to be so entertaining! I saw some really cut pics of 'lucky, jr.' in my email - he's adorable!

LUCKY said...

Ya Id call him a keeper, growin and goin fast hes startin ta crawl! And youve always been funny and entertaining!!! ;-)

LUCKY said...

Cept the time yall curled my hair that was not cool thats why im probley bald!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

eldersisastronomer said...

Well, I suppose it's better than being married to a velociraptor or something...

Hey Lucky, how come your blog is blank?

LUCKY said...

wha?

happyian said...

My death of choice is being killed by a raptor.

Done. Done.

I'm happy

Done.

Significant Snail said...

esa: yeah, who would want to marry a raptor when you can be chained to a bunkbed with one?

happyian: at least it's quick, right?

RisibleGirl said...

You'd last exactly 6 seconds longer than me.

Meh- I never was very good with reptiles.