Wednesday, October 29, 2008

A Lesson In Terminology

According to Merriam-Webster dictionary assets can be defined as:

1) the entire property of a person
2) advantage, resources
3) items of value

According to the Boobology dictionary assets can also be defined as (you guessed it!) boobs! What? You've never heard of the Boobology dictionary? Really??? I suppose you think I'm just making this up. I bet if you search hard enough you can find one on ebay. Let me know.

1 comment:

scaramouche jones said...

I prefer the Monty Python "huge tracts of land" description :D